if i can run in heels then i can drive
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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