Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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