My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just had sex on a roof
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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