In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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