I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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