And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
