I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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