Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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