At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
