Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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