She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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