forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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