YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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