Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well you can't waste a boner
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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