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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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