what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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