He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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