i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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