fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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