I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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