I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize