What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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