I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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