I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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