Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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