I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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