Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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