im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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