You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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