Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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