I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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