Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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