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(304): View more from West Virginia

Go to google and type XXX

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.......Is that how you look for porn?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(949): View more from California

Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami

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(847): View more from Illinois

All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college

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(516): View more from New York

doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.

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(248): View more from Michigan

The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German

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(657): View more from California

There's even glitter on my cock...

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