these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
why do cheetos always look like penises
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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