I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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