Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
