Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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