we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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