You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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