i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
