You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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