I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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