Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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