All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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