Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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