Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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