Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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