The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's always time for handjobs
As shirtless as possible
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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