what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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