She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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