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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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